The Mystery of the Missing Socks

Does anyone else feel like their washing machine is secretly a sock thief? I swear, every time I do laundry, one sock from a pair just vanishes into thin air. It’s like there’s a black hole inside the dryer or a tiny sock monster living in the laundry room.

One time, I even found a lone sock inside a jacket pocket weeks after I thought it was lost for good. It makes me wonder if socks have little adventures while we’re not looking. Maybe they’re off having sock parties or exploring the world beyond the laundry basket.

What’s your funniest or weirdest sock story? Or do you have any tips to keep your socks from disappearing?