09-07-2010, 02:58 PM
OK, So five years ago my parents did a 60/40 Co-Sign with my grand parents on the house I am currently residing in. They're reason for this is the interest rate was dropped in half and the down payment was dropped by $7000. Its my grandmother, my mom's mom, so everyone figured that we could trust them. My parents have made every single payment on this house on time for the last 5 years, therefore giving my grandfather a tax deductible (as we agreed to let him have in turn for co-signing). Well anyways, out of no where, my grandmother starts the biggest bitch fit I have ever seen, she shows up at our house saying that I didn't let her know about the surgery on my Clavicle (which I personally called her to let her know), she claimed that all we did was "mooch off of her" (Which not once have we ever asked for anything from her, she offered to co-sign and it seemed like a great idea .. at the time). The she went and got a court order eviction notice and now we have to move. And to be honest, I kinda think she is tripping on.. well... prescription medicine, she was prescribed the same dosage of Oxycodone (I believe thats how it spelled) for her neck that I was prescribed for a compound fracture of my clavicle. In addition to that I am 6'1 200, she is about 5'4 140, and she mixes it with alcohol. and the reason I am telling you this, is because she called me today acting like nothing was going on, the conversation went as follows:
Ring ring..
Me: Hello?
GM: Hey, how are you feeling? (she was talking about my surgery)
Me: Actually quiet pissed.
GM: What are you doing?
Me: Packing.
GM: Want me to come help?
Me: ARE YOU F&#^ing KIDDING ME?
GM: JEFFREY! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
Me: No, I will say what ever the hell I want, you are by no means my mom, nor are you in my book even related to me! I don't know whats been going through your rock for a brain lately, but there is seriously something not right.
GM: Well, A Realtor and I are stopping by to take pictures of the house-
Me: If you, or anyone substituting for you steps within reach of me, my house or my family I will shove my size 12 foot so far up your ass that you will gag on it.
Then I hung up, although I kind of feel bad about what I said, it was a MAJOR release of stress considering the only other thing I do to relieve stress I can't physically do at this time.
Anyways, on the up side, considering how bad the housing market is, the house we are moving into is brand new and has 800 more sq ft for the same price, and when we went to check house the house, there were girls EVERYWHERE, can anyone say, Girls next door action?!?!?! ;) xD ahahahaha.
Ring ring..
Me: Hello?
GM: Hey, how are you feeling? (she was talking about my surgery)
Me: Actually quiet pissed.
GM: What are you doing?
Me: Packing.
GM: Want me to come help?
Me: ARE YOU F&#^ing KIDDING ME?
GM: JEFFREY! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
Me: No, I will say what ever the hell I want, you are by no means my mom, nor are you in my book even related to me! I don't know whats been going through your rock for a brain lately, but there is seriously something not right.
GM: Well, A Realtor and I are stopping by to take pictures of the house-
Me: If you, or anyone substituting for you steps within reach of me, my house or my family I will shove my size 12 foot so far up your ass that you will gag on it.
Then I hung up, although I kind of feel bad about what I said, it was a MAJOR release of stress considering the only other thing I do to relieve stress I can't physically do at this time.
Anyways, on the up side, considering how bad the housing market is, the house we are moving into is brand new and has 800 more sq ft for the same price, and when we went to check house the house, there were girls EVERYWHERE, can anyone say, Girls next door action?!?!?! ;) xD ahahahaha.