GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

[FirefoxWiz]

# No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
# If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
# Never ask your 3-year old brother

to hold a tomato.
# You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
# Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
# Puppies still have bad breath

even after eating a tic tac.
# You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

:lol: :thumbs:

[Papa Spot]

ROFL!! These are GREAT!

[FirefoxWiz]

I've experienced this one: Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. . . .

FW

[BETA_mybb_import3230]

Mine is "# You can't trust dogs to watch your food." :lol:

Nice jokes FW (of course they really arn't jokes now are they?)!

-Beta

[BETA_mybb_import3230]

Found some missing ones:


1) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
2) If your sister hits you, don't

hit her back.
They always catch the second person
3) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
4) The best place to be when you're

sad is Grandma's lap.

;)
-Beta

[Guest]

thos are all funnnnnnnny You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk the most though

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I have also expierenced dont trust your

dog with your food.