04-21-2006, 05:08 PM
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A Smart Blond
blonde walks into a bank
in New York City and asks
for the loan officer. She says she''s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank''s president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Rolls into the bank''s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which
comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?" The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke!
BUNNY HUMOR
A man is driving along a highway and sees a
rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a
sensitive man as
well
as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of
the
little bunny. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
dead. The driver feels
so
awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of a
road and pulls over. She
steps
out of her car and asks the man "What''s wrong?" "I feel terrible," he
explains, "I accidentally hit this little rabbit
and killed it." The
blonde
says, "Don''t worry!" She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She
walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends
down, and sprays the contents
onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and
hops off down the road. Ten feet away
the rabbit stops, turns around
and
waves again, hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves, and
repeats this again and again and
again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What
the
heck is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman
turns
the can around so that the man can read the label.
It
says:
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(Warning: This is really bad!)
(You know you could just click off and not read the punch
line)
(You know you''re gonna be sorry)
(Last chance!)
(OK, here it is)
It says: "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent
"wave"
A Smart Blond
blonde walks into a bank
in New York City and asks
for the loan officer. She says she''s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank''s president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Rolls into the bank''s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which
comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?" The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke!
BUNNY HUMOR
A man is driving along a highway and sees a
rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a
sensitive man as
well
as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of
the
little bunny. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
dead. The driver feels
so
awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of a
road and pulls over. She
steps
out of her car and asks the man "What''s wrong?" "I feel terrible," he
explains, "I accidentally hit this little rabbit
and killed it." The
blonde
says, "Don''t worry!" She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She
walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends
down, and sprays the contents
onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and
hops off down the road. Ten feet away
the rabbit stops, turns around
and
waves again, hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves, and
repeats this again and again and
again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What
the
heck is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman
turns
the can around so that the man can read the label.
It
says:
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(Warning: This is really bad!)
(You know you could just click off and not read the punch
line)
(You know you''re gonna be sorry)
(Last chance!)
(OK, here it is)
It says: "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent
"wave"
