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Your Co-worker is a hacker ?
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10-08-2009, 11:37 PM (This post was last modified: 10-09-2009, 11:46 PM by n3s0r.)
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

Haha hope you like them! Big Grin


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#2
10-08-2009, 11:43 PM
Haha, interesting.
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10-08-2009, 11:46 PM
heh funny, lol
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#4
10-09-2009, 12:23 AM
Lol! Nice...
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10-09-2009, 02:37 AM
seems to be interesting
hahaha
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#6
10-09-2009, 03:21 AM
omg my co-worker is haker :p
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#7
10-09-2009, 08:41 AM
OMG like three of them apply to me....oh wait, I can hack Roflmao
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10-09-2009, 08:43 AM
Lol, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk." made me smile.
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10-09-2009, 08:59 AM
(10-08-2009, 11:37 PM)n3s0r Wrote: 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

Hahahaaa.......... 2 of my favorites above...

On a more serious note, I had to deal with #7 once before... Didn't know how exactly to react when I was the cause for the LAN failing... Evilgrin
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10-09-2009, 09:02 AM (This post was last modified: 10-09-2009, 09:03 AM by ya ma.)
(10-09-2009, 08:43 AM)Skill Wrote: Lol, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk." made me smile.

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