Very funny promotional offer i got just now.

[DAMINK™]

A member on my forum wants to promote my site tonight. New years eve.
What he wants to do is varying at this point.
It is going to be one of these i think.
All of the below will involve him being nude and having FTW FORUM on his ass.

1) Run through shopping center and police station nude.
2) Have sex out the front of the cop shop.
3) Take a crap in the cop shop.
4) Graffitti FTW FORUM on the cop shop lol. Its 2 months old.
There are a few other ideas up in the air at present.

Anyway which every one he pulls off it will be recorded and put onto youtube as a promo vid for FTW.
Here is hoping it goes to plan and not a complete fizzle.

[Gone]

I hope he doesn't end up in jail.

[DAMINK™]

I hope he doesn't end up in jail.

Thats half of the game. He wants to end up in the lockup.
Ok ok i will tell a little more. Its my brother and last year i was the one who ended up in the lockup for running a muck and he wants to take the title off me
Sounds silly but at the end of the day its just a bit of fun.
My family has a tendency to go a bit nuts

[Gone]

Lol, sounds awesome bro, in that case, i hope he gets caught. (Never thought i'd say that lol)

[Zomaian]

Have him end up in jail and when he is naked behind the bars with FTW on his ass take a picture. Maybe some cop taser pics will be nice to ;).

[DAMINK™]

Yep thats the idea Zomaian.
When i got locked up last year i took my eyebrow piercing out and scratched the ftw url in the cell window
Forever ftw.net.au scratched into that cell lol.
Oh yea and i did take my pants and jocks off when they asked for my personals. So i flopped out my chop and said there ya go. My personals.
lol they locked me up with no pants for about 7 hrs the pricks. Still i pissed all over there cells and constantly put my big fella up to the camera for them all to see
Things ya do when ya drunk and wanna run a muck.

[Zomaian]

Rofl that is so funny + horrible. You should have asked for the video tape!

[DAMINK™]

Na lol. I think i would have looked like a dickhead to be honest.
I got so angry with them i was kicking and kneeing the cell door for hrs. Trying to start a fight with them.
Turns out i screwed my knee completely lol. Broke a small piece of bone clean off and i have yet to do anything about it.
My knee pops out of its socket on average 2 times a day.
I also smashed up my car and bike and house. Did a huge breakjob down the driveway at home.
Run a muck completely. At one point the cops thought i killed my wife lol.
I was out the front with a beer in each hand and being a complete knob.
At one point they asked to check inside. So i walked up to the window and punched a hole in the window and said pop your head in there butthead!!. No dead bodies Anyways they were rookies and were a little scared so called backup and yea got locked up for being a dick.

Here is an idea of what i did. Now i also did such a big burnout i actually spun a bearing in the bottom end of the car. So new engine lol.

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You may see on the passenger side there is a hole through the window.
Well that was when i was the passenger coming home from the pub.
I kicked a hole through it first up. That was enough for the wife to stop and hop out and walk lol. So i drove home wasted and the rest is history.
Oh yea the final result after several court appearances is NO CHARGE lol stupid farkin cops.

[Gone]

LOL. You should pay some kid to follow you and tape you bro! That crap should be on TV!

[DAMINK™]

Yep we have that covered. We have someone to record tonight. Both camcorder and mobile.
We want to get a youtube vid up. Here is hoping it goes to plan.