n00biest things you've heard personally

[Dolan.]

Okay, so what is the noobiest thing that you have ever heard?
This one is from my friend:
"What's CMD? I haven't downloaded it before. Is it for hacking?"

Kgo.

[Mikey]

The worst thing I've heard: "Does RAM stand for: Real Armour Movement?", I have no idea where he got that from..

[Cubs]

The worst/funniest thing I heard was when I was on the phone with AT&T, and they said VPNs don't mask your IP address.