Merry Christmas S F (humor)

[DAMINK™]

Well the usual Merry Christmas and Happy new year blah blah blah.
Now lets make a funnny chrissy thread.
Post your funny images of jokes. The ruder the better. Here i will start.

[๖ۣۜHacker™]

Hmm... Here is what I think.

[DAMINK™]

Troll?
Who me?
Me a troll? Well i never!

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Hell why not ad another one

Dashing thru the snow, in a V8 wonder sled, crashing into trees, cos im off my fuckn head. Been smokin billys too, a dozen beers or more,im headin for the red light zone to get myself a whore! Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Santas smokin weed. Mrs Clause is on the floor, shes overdosed on speed. Blitzens fudged, the elves are too, theyre peakin off their heads, and if Rudolph snorts another line, the cavity will end up dead!!! MERRY XMAS

[Peter L]

No one here seems to be able to appreciate your humor


One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

[AMD]

Santa is dead My dad shoot him cause he thought he was stealing crap.

[Vano]

haha

[Techie.]

Merry Christmas everybody. That's it.