The Shirt You're Wearing is Now Your Superpower

[JDBar]

Just a quick fun thing to think about.

I'm wearing a shirt with a graphic of a helmet on it, so I have an inhumanly strong skull.

[Peter L]

What about a plain white t-shirt?

[Motion]

Im wearing a UCONN Huskies T-shirt, so now im a dog. Sweet!

[RDCA]

I'm not wearing a shirt. So i guess I have the ability of an amazing 6-pac.

[JDBar]

What about a plain white t-shirt?

A ghost? The human-marshmallow? Use your imagination! XD

[Nick]

Im wearing a black tshirt?
Cool im black!!

[Pyratepig]

I'm wearing an Aeropostale shirt that's Blue, Gray, and white.

[Tuskarr]

What about a skull T-Shirt, what does that mean?

[Scalise]

At the time of this, I just woke up. Therefore, I have no shirt. Does that mean I have the power to run around nude?

[Skill]

What about a skull T-Shirt, what does that mean?

You could be "The Punisher" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher

I'm currently wearing a T-Shirt with "23" on the front. I have no idea how I can adapt that to superpowers.