What tricks have you taught you pet ?

[Cybr]

My dog knows how to shut up.

[Lunchbox]

all i have is cats so nuthing much exept to come fatch and sit thats it

[Baked]

I've taught my fish to swim. Sadly that's the only trick they know.

Yeah well sorry to say but fish really aren't the smartest things in the world.
Although, dolphins are highly intelligent.

[Wasted]

My dog knows how to:

Shake hands/paws
Roll over
Sleep
Sit
Attack
Get in the car
and feed herself.

[Baked]

My dog knows how to:

Shake hands/paws
Roll over
Sleep
Sit
Attack
Get in the car
and feed herself.

Feed herself ?
I've never seen a dog be able to do that, I forgot a few things now that I see some others lists.

He knew how to get in the car, attack, sit and stay.

I miss my dog though, he was awesome to have.

[Wasted]

Feed herself ?
I've never seen a dog be able to do that, I forgot a few things now that I see some others lists.

He knew how to get in the car, attack, sit and stay.

I miss my dog though, he was awesome to have.

Yeah, she picked up her bowl and pushed it against a button which filled her bowl with food.

[dexter]

I teached my malinoiss different thins

shake
open doors
walk itself
bark on command
be nice (when little children wants to give him a snack he grabs it very carefully)
protect (he walks circles around you and if someone comes close he starts barking )
thats about it

[Brawl]

i taught my dog to lick peanut butter off of my genitals.

[Codad Law]

My dog doesn't do any tricks. He is too lazy.

My uncles do though: If you pointed your finger like a gun and said "bang bang" at the dog he would go up on 2 legs and fall down, and play dead. It was awesome. idk what kind of dog it was though. Really small and fluffy.

[Gregarious]

Shake hand
Rollover
Sit
Jump
Fetch

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& shut up
& get em!