Complex way to say happy birthday

[Guest]

You know how V introduced himself to evey, in v for vendetta?
Ya, well, i need to tell someone happy birthday, in a ridiculously complex way, such as v might.

Any siggestions?

[Guest]

So far, i have:
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, .......
I need to make it as complex as i can.... any help here?

[Snookerbro]

Jump out of a cake, in a bikini if a female, mankini (like borat's) if male.

Great surprise.

Enjoy

Cheers

[Eve]

Do you mean that you want to express happy birthday with poetry and rhetoric?

[NekoChan]

I don't think most girls would like that.
Just be yourself and do it as you would. Sometimes simple things are the best.

[Fragma]

I don't recommend blowing up buildings.

Might not go down too well.

[NekoChan]

I don't recommend blowing up buildings.

Might not go down too well.

This is well said. Saying complex lines to a girl could bore him and she might not be interested.

[Knight]

Flowers work magic my friend.

[Baked]

Flowers work magic my friend.

I have to agree, as long as you express love and passion when you tell them.

It will turn out well, surprise them with a spontaneous romantic scene and say it while pulling out some roses.

The girls knees will shake due to a tremendous amount of flattery.

[Omarito]

Just tell her "Happy birthday BITCH!"
haha just kidding, Just be yourself she'll like it.