my nights adventure with a drunk cop

[step down kid]

ok so we where dropping off this chick at her house when her drunk neighbor (an off duty cop) starts bitching at us about rolling "simulated joints" infront of his kids. mind you that my friend was only rolling cigs. he continues to go on saying that if we did it again that he would bring us in to the police station.

my question is what the hell is a simulated joint and since when is it illegal to roll ur own cigs?

so 2morrow we are rolling a bunch of "simulated joints" throwing them into a bag and leaving them on his porch.

I bet he's going to be happy, if you really are going to do that, lol.