07-28-2010, 12:24 AM
(07-27-2010, 09:07 AM)Goblin Wrote: Q: want to hear a good joke
A: DAMINK™
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A drunk biker walks out of a bar with his bike key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you Sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my bikee", the biker replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your motorcycle the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the biker replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's penis hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the biker, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the biker looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out....
"Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone, too!!