Stupid Woman - Need Advice

[Hawkins]

Okay, I have some suggestions. But first note, that I'm giving you this advice seriously, and I'm not joking.
Secondly, note that I am 14.

You have 2 choices:

Choice 1 [My preferred choice]:
Go to the nearest sports store,
buy a baseball bat, come home... hide bat behind you, go to brothers finaceee and when no one is looking, smack her neck, really hard, with the baseball bat... then dispose of the baseball bat, and break part of your ceiling, and drop it where your bro's finaceee is... If anyone asks, pretend you're sad and say the ceiling fell on here....
This might not be so good, cause if you're not as good as acting as me, you could get into jail.

I hope I helped.

You're the one who needs help according to what you wrote^^