02-14-2010, 11:00 AM
(02-13-2010, 06:50 PM)Aristotle Wrote: lol, get a ticket?
Nope
Cop: You have all you crap for me?
me: I do, here you are.
Cop: Josh, you have any tickets?
Me: Yeah, speeding.
Cop: You want another one?
Me: ...No?
Cop: Slow the fuck down. Here ya go.
Me: Wow, thank you.
Cop: Have a nice day.
Me: you too.
there ya go.
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