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Very funny promotional offer i got just now.
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Na lol. I think i would have looked like a dickhead to be honest.
I got so angry with them i was kicking and kneeing the cell door for hrs. Trying to start a fight with them.
Turns out i screwed my knee completely lol. Broke a small piece of bone clean off and i have yet to do anything about it.
My knee pops out of its socket on average 2 times a day.
I also smashed up my car and bike and house. Did a huge breakjob down the driveway at home.
Run a muck completely. At one point the cops thought i killed my wife lol.
I was out the front with a beer in each hand and being a complete knob.
At one point they asked to check inside. So i walked up to the window and punched a hole in the window and said pop your head in there butthead!!. No dead bodies Smile Anyways they were rookies and were a little scared so called backup and yea got locked up for being a dick.

Here is an idea of what i did. Sad Now i also did such a big burnout i actually spun a bearing in the bottom end of the car. So new engine lol.


You may see on the passenger side there is a hole through the window.
Well that was when i was the passenger coming home from the pub.
I kicked a hole through it first up. That was enough for the wife to stop and hop out and walk lol. So i drove home wasted and the rest is history.
Oh yea the final result after several court appearances is NO CHARGE lol stupid farkin cops.
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RE: Very funny promotional offer i got just now. - by DAMINK™ - 12-30-2009, 11:58 PM

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