Post a joke :)

[B@nNeD]

Hi my Bro, Now this thread I may have some fun with so here goes.

Have you herd of the joke about the three mice who are trying to prove who is the toughest???

mouse one says I'm so tough I eat rat poison for breakfast

mouse two & three say wow that is pretty tough dude

mouse two says I'm so tough, when I take cheese from a mouse trap & the bar slams down on my neck I roll over & benchpress the bar 50 times & walk away laughing

mouse three shakes his head in disscust & says you two are whimps I'm going to go & f@ck the cat again....


here's another quick one

why do farts smell???

so deaf people can enjoy them aswell

hope you like these one's

B@nNeD

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I just thought of another one,

What's got two thumbs & enjoy's getting it's penis sucked

Answer= Me