Perl vs Python

[wat]

Also while we're talking about Java, if you were to get into the world of malware creation Java is a great language, due to how Java works Anti-Virus programs can't touch the Java bytecode - this basically makes your malware fully undetectable.
I've never tested this theory; I read it somewhere and it makes sense to me - Sorry if I'm wrong.

So wrong it hurts. ;).

Java has no windows API, it doesn't have the tools needed in order to interact with windows. That means crap like ending processes, editing the registry, even low level networking, is non-existant in java. (yeah, yeah, there's the exec() method, but if that's all you want your malware to be, why stray from batch viruses?)

You are forgiven.

Where do I learn perl?

At home, on your computer, of course.