03-19-2012, 12:57 AM
(03-18-2012, 11:20 PM)ktmrider530 Wrote: Well, personally back in the day I used to kill a bunch of hookers. Anyway, I would cut out there vagina's and place them in a few shoe boxes in my closet. Long story short, when I get sad, I take a vagina out, microwave it, and spray it down with a bit of KY, then make sweet love to it. When done, I put it back in the box. After a few weeks, the maggots start to crawl around, and the next time sex takes place, the maggots crawl into my penis, it feels much like a ribbed condom as they squirm and crawl around and inside my penis.
True story or not, you have problems.