03-18-2012, 11:20 PM
Well, personally back in the day I used to kill a bunch of hookers. Anyway, I would cut out there vagina's and place them in a few shoe boxes in my closet. Long story short, when I get sad, I take a vagina out, microwave it, and spray it down with a bit of KY, then make sweet love to it. When done, I put it back in the box. After a few weeks, the maggots start to crawl around, and the next time sex takes place, the maggots crawl into my penis, it feels much like a ribbed condom as they squirm and crawl around and inside my penis.
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.