What was your first alcoholic drink?

[Elektrisk]

Hards taste like watered down gasoline anyway. Why would you ingest it if it tastes so awful?

I assume by 'hards', you mean 'hard liquors'. I can't say that I like the taste of beer, but I find liquors to have extravagant tastes, especially if you mix them. For example, Vodka & Orange Juice ('Screwdrivers') taste really great. I've also had home concoctions that you guys probably haven't had (and the same for me) that taste amazing. It's all down to the drinker's creativity. Liquors come in so many different varieties that you cannot possibly pin them all down with one taste.