God woman

[NekoChan]

So I met few friends while ridding a bus.

So this old woman starts like yelling about god next to me. I was like wtf shut the fudge up please. She just ignored me and started talking to random people around us, who didn't really care about it.

I so owned her lol, it was something like:

God Woman: God is allmighty, god exists and he truly loves you all
Me: There are different gods, explain
God Woman: No there are ONLY 1 GOD, come to the church and we will teach you
Me: So, sup with Allah?
God Woman: There is no allah, you should learn about it, come to the church, there are young boys like you there, I am the oldest member there.
Me: Yeah, not going to happen

By the time several people were already laughing at our speech.

On the side not, there was a decent looking girl, who grabbed my friends ass for no reason. My friend got scared and moved next to me LOL.
The girl tried to explain herself, but there was lots of noise and we didn't catch it, she was prolly drunk.