I have this one teacher...

[Scalise]

Excuse me, sir, I have a couple questions for you.

1. Are you now, or have you ever been "homosexual"?
2. Are you now, or have you ever been "mad"?
3. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
and last but not least;
4. Do u liek mudkipz?

I'm required to receive answers to my inquiry, as soon as possible.
Please do so in a timely manner, and any forgery of your answers/signatures
could be held against you in a court of law.

Thank you.

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