10-12-2009, 05:48 PM
I was watching Tosh.o on comedy central and there were a couple stories written by stoners. Went something like this:
1)
I must have like 500 grams of weed in my carpet.
Someone should invent a weed magnet.
I must smoke my carpet weed!!
2)
I want to buy a gorilla and teach him to roll 4 blunts that I can smoke when I get home from work.
Then, I will teach him to smoke. And when he is full grown I will buy a saddle and ride him through the town while both of us are smoking.
(From tosh.o the TV show on comedy central.)
1)
I must have like 500 grams of weed in my carpet.
Someone should invent a weed magnet.
I must smoke my carpet weed!!
2)
I want to buy a gorilla and teach him to roll 4 blunts that I can smoke when I get home from work.
Then, I will teach him to smoke. And when he is full grown I will buy a saddle and ride him through the town while both of us are smoking.
(From tosh.o the TV show on comedy central.)