Wish Game

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This is a really cool game I played on a different forum.

HOW TO PLAY:
One person make a wish and the next person ruins it. Then makes their own wish.
Example:
Jon: I wish I had a giant sandwich
Jake: But then it comes alive and eats you.
I wish I had all the money in the world.
Jon: But then the world goes bankrupt and there's a huge war and you die in the crossfire
I wish I...

And you get it.
The only rule is... USE PROPER GRAMMAR
Example:
Jon: I wish I had a helicopter
Jake: LoL d00d but th3n dat liek todally sploded an u died loloololol

Jake is bad.

All that said, I'll start:

I wish I had a faster computer.