04-18-2006, 06:07 PM
A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were
debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said, "I'll tell ya what son, my ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup truck
and start out at the western entrance to my ranch and drive straight east all dog-gone day and still not reach the eastern entrance to my ranch". The Illinois
Farmer scratched his head and spit out his chewin' tobacco and replied, "Ya know......I used to have an old pickup truck just like that".
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There
were two Irishmen walking toward each other on the street. One of them a farmer, the other a math student. The farmer was carrying a sack
When they
met up, the math student asked the farmer "whatcha got in the sack?" The farmer replied "Just some chickens"
The math student said "If I guess how
many chickens are in that sack, can I have one?"
The farmer answered, "I'll give you both of them if you get it right!"
So the math student
thought and thought, and finally said, "Is it five?"
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-Beta
debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said, "I'll tell ya what son, my ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup truck
and start out at the western entrance to my ranch and drive straight east all dog-gone day and still not reach the eastern entrance to my ranch". The Illinois
Farmer scratched his head and spit out his chewin' tobacco and replied, "Ya know......I used to have an old pickup truck just like that".
<HR>
There
were two Irishmen walking toward each other on the street. One of them a farmer, the other a math student. The farmer was carrying a sack
When they
met up, the math student asked the farmer "whatcha got in the sack?" The farmer replied "Just some chickens"
The math student said "If I guess how
many chickens are in that sack, can I have one?"
The farmer answered, "I'll give you both of them if you get it right!"
So the math student
thought and thought, and finally said, "Is it five?"
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-Beta
