Your deepest, darkest secrets

[Kharnage]

Let them out here.


What goes on in here, stays in here.

Rules
You can tell us anything and I mean anything
Refer to rule one
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Do not flame

I will post my deepest darkest secrets after 5 people post theirs.

[Viciousness]

Sometimes, when no one is around, I mess around on this computer type forum with a green theme.

[JDBar]

I broke my friend's silver DS Phat, and told him his dog did it. After that we smashed it to pieces with a sledgehammer, because it was broken anyways. (let me tell you, those things are STRONG!)

[cheeseburger]

I'm really an alien from another planet, sent to spy on the humans.
There is many of us here on Earth.

[ktmrider530]

I masturbate to images of dogs giving birth...

[QBANBOY407]

A secret is not a secret if we say it! Even on the internet!

I have cheated

[Jake]

I'm posting in this thread.

[JDBar]

My last secret was a lie. His dog really did break his DS.

[InsideSin]

I hate my (soon to be ex-)girlfriend. I'm gonna dump her sometime this week, right before the dance because she's such a b*tch.

[ktmrider530]

Screw that, do it DURING THE DANCE ha ha ha ha lol Or like 5 minutes before your supposed to pick her up....