Twisted Wish Game

[Death Trap™]

Your wish is granted, but your snacks are the limbs and organs of small children.

I wish I was a molecule of water.

No wonder these snacks taste so good. Wish granted. Sadly, the climate is too cold and have been frozen.

I wish this year I will see some hawt girls at school.

[Xander]

No wonder these snacks taste so good. Wish granted. Sadly, the climate is too cold and have been frozen.

I wish this year I will see some hawt girls at school.

Your wish is granted, but the girls are actually emo guys.

I wish I would explode.

[Death Trap™]

Your wish is granted, but the girls are actually emo guys.

I wish I would explode.

Wish granted. But it turns out that the only explosion came from your butt as you released a huge fart.

I wish you can tell me if ghost is real.

[Xander]

Wish granted. But it turns out that the only explosion came from your butt as you released a huge fart.

I wish you can tell me if ghost is real.

Wish if granted, however ghosts are not real.

I wish this thread would give post count.

[Death Trap™]

Wish if granted, however ghosts are not real.

I wish this thread would give post count.

Wish granted. But Omni decided to take out the post count on here again.

I wish you would just let me win.

[Xander]

Wish granted. But Omni decided to take out the post count on here again.

I wish you would just let me win.

Wish granted, but you won in the Special Olympics.

I wish I was a bird.

[Death Trap™]

Wish granted, but you won in the Special Olympics.

I wish I was a bird.

Wish granted but you didn't notice you were flying too close to an airliner covered by the cloud and got sucked into the engine and die a painful death.

I wish I was air.

[z†cĸα]

Wish granted but you didn't notice you were flying too close to an airliner covered by the cloud and got sucked into the engine and die a painful death.

I wish I was air.

Wish granted. Oh, no, you're in the fat guy's dirty from cigarettes lungs. Gross.

I wish I would have a better computer.

[CLoudy]

Wish granted, you get a computer with 1kb of RAM, no OS no Monitor, 1gb HDD and no power supply.

I wish I had a million dollars.