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Roys Winky [joke] [a little rude]
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roys winky

Roy's Winky.....

Roy decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Roy that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12
year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Roy felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.

Roy looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are
married.'

She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
winky.'

Sandy and Roy got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Roy whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Roy's pants, she began to scream and ran out of
the room! Roy ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long

Source

I got a giggle i must admit.
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#2
haha that made me laugh Big Grin
I was wondering where it was going. Tongue
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#3
YES! GET SOME ROY!
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Ha! I was not expecting that at all.
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(09-12-2010, 02:44 PM)Sam Wrote: Ha! I was not expecting that at all.

This^ haha, good joke!
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haha id be scared if i was her too

God Damn thts like a 3rd arm.
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