Friends are stoned...

[Extasey]

HAHAHA yeah probably, I didn't think about that!

[cheeseburger]

haha no, its 2:00 in the morning (Australia).
We are watching "futurama: the beast within"

I've been showing them bits of the ring. One cried, so i felt bad and stopped.

The other one is describing how "orgasmic" the taste of butter is from the microwave popcorn he is eating, and how it feels "Hurty" going down his throat.

Are they still stoned?

[Dismal]

Are they still stoned?

Yes, all pot lasts nearly 15 hours...

[cheeseburger]

It stays in your system a lot longer than that, doesn't mean you will still feel stoned.

[loge00]

XD Wow... Is it there first time being stoned or something?
Sounds like there having way too much fun... I smoke on a regular base and I don't do random crap like that

btw pot lasts like... 2hours max... if your lucky... the THC stays up to 1 1\2~2 months. The High effect only
last 2 hours if your really lucky, but can be as low as an hour.

[Extasey]

Nah, they've been doing pot for a few years now.

They probably only do it once a fortnight, whilst school is on, and a few times a week when we are in holidays.

One of my mates smoked for 8 days straight and got completely fudged. As in he was barley responding to anything, and the dickhead did it right before some tests, which he reckons he went really bad in all of them.

No, they are defiantly not stoned any more. But they were getting a little "tripped out" when they started staring at the rims on a car next to us. Apparently the light reflecting off the rims was making them feel funny.

[cheeseburger]

I wonder what would happen if they got pissed and stoned??

[Extasey]

grass before beer, and your in the clear.
beer before grass, and your on your ass.

In other words, you green out. Not pretty.

Usually lots of vomiting, crying, and spilling their guts about how they feel.

Really crap for everyone else actually.

[zenzul]

I was watching Tosh.o on comedy central and there were a couple stories written by stoners. Went something like this:
1)
I must have like 500 grams of weed in my carpet.

Someone should invent a weed magnet.

I must smoke my carpet weed!!
2)
I want to buy a gorilla and teach him to roll 4 blunts that I can smoke when I get home from work.

Then, I will teach him to smoke. And when he is full grown I will buy a saddle and ride him through the town while both of us are smoking.
(From tosh.o the TV show on comedy central.)

[Extasey]

HAHAHAHAHA

Some stoners are so funny, others are just assholes!