I hate Swedish.

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Less than sign, question mark, php, echo quote, I speak can speak in php, closing quote, semi colon, question mark, greater than sign.

That's how you'd have to verbally speak a programming language, people'd think you're weird lol

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Well, if you think swedish is useless... Why are english useful? It's still a language. Maybe swedish sounds gay and english sounds cool. I don't know but i like english because very many can speak english Can you explain more why you hate swedish so much?

Swedish is useless (OK, not useless, but very unuseful, if that's a word) because only 9 million people (mostly concentrated in Sweden/eastern Finland) speak it. English is useful 'cause everyone around the world speaks it.

I currently only know English, but I'm learning Norwegian.

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Hi = Hei
I = Jeg, pronounced like Jai
Du = You
Er = Is, are, and Am (depends what it's said with)
Ja = Yes
Nei = No
Hva = What
Var = Was
Here = Her
Have = Har
Sok (with a special Norsk o, can't be bothered to search for one to copy) = Search
Heter = Called
Tak = Thanks, but is commonly phrased as "Tusen Tak", literal translation of that is "Thousand thanks", but it sounds kinda stupid in English
Ikke = Not
Liker = Like
Hater = Hate
Edag (not sure if that's how it's spelled) = Today
Favoritter = Favourite
Hadebra = Bye, pounced like ha-de-bra, but is commonly shorted/slanged to Hade

Only been learning 2 weeks or so though, an I haven't really been putting much resources into it, just listened to a sound track from the pirate bay a few times, an talk to a Norwegian guy on my MSN (99% time in English).

I think "hadebra" would be slang, because in Swedish, it's "ha det bra" (have it well, literally), and I assume in Norwegian, it conveys a similar language. No way is a verb, noun, and adverb combined into one word.

But anyway, good luck with learning!

No, it wasn't pointless learning Swedish. It will ease your learning of other European languages.

If it is so scarcely used, chances are also good that there are positions for the rarity you are.

Yes, that's true, I suppose.

Thanks for the insight.

Similarly I learnt latin and though it has its uses in history and such, it is pretty much dead.

Oh and to look intelligent..

Latin at least helps you with the romance languages.