10 Commandments of the Internet

[FirefoxWiz]

1. Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam.
2. Thou shalt not post thy email address, phone number, address or social security number to the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.
3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.
4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.
5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number.
7. Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.
8. Thou shalt not reply to the email from the Nigerian banker.
9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.
10. Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children's names.



Found at PC Pitstop.

Couldn't resist posting this, it's funny! :lol: Especially the last one.
~FW

[Mint_mybb_import3274]

3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.

Not frequent enough

9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.

Obviously, someone forgot to tell my friends >.>

[BETA_mybb_import3230]

4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.
5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall.

LOL! Those are funny!!

[PoisonDart]

They are how? I don't see how there funny

[sellyanes]

Know your search engine. Remembering that only a portion of all the websites are indexed by the best search engines ­ leads right.Use multiple search engines (or metacrawlers). Don't use the Internet to do a database service's work.