04-13-2011, 05:39 AM
Here's mine:
"I took a crap on a drug dealer because I'm sexy."
"I took a crap on a drug dealer because I'm sexy."
Create your sentence.
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04-13-2011, 06:06 AM
Mine is:
I got married with your mom because I hate my life. Seems funny.
04-13-2011, 01:32 PM
I shot Santa Claus because I hate my life
04-15-2011, 05:58 AM
I took a crap on an egg, because that's what I am!
04-15-2011, 08:14 AM
I pissed on Michael Jackson because that's what I am.
Great. I feel awesome
04-19-2011, 11:28 PM
I stabbed a monkey 'cause I have perfect abs.
Well... I don't really have anything to say about it. Quote:My religion tells me that God made the universe. My science tells me how.
04-20-2011, 12:09 AM
I pissed on a fat guy because I'm sexy.
04-25-2011, 06:49 PM
I ran naked with a horse because I smoked crack.
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