okay, let’s be honest here, I’m becoming seriously frustrated with these constant app updates. you know the ones I’m talking about – ‘new feature’ this, ‘improved interface’ that, and my personal favourite ‘bug fixes’. it seems like every time I turn on my phone or open my laptop there’s another update waiting. seriously, how many bugs can there possibly be?!
it wouldn’t be so bad if the updates actually did something noticeable. you click update hoping for something flashy and new, maybe a cool filter or an easy way to search for things, but no. all we get are vague ‘performance improvements’ which might as well be tech speak for ‘we changed the font by half a pixel’. and don’t even get me started on ‘behind the scenes upgrades’. what, is my phone preparing for a magic show?
and can we talk about how every update seems to make the app run slower? like, I updated my food delivery app yesterday and I swear it took longer for the app to load than for the actual food to arrive. I might as well have walked to the restaurant and got it myself.
don’t even get me started on the apps that force you to update before you can use them. those are the worst. it’s like they’re holding my productivity hostage. ’sorry, can’t finish that report today, my word processor needs an update and apparently, that’s more important than my work deadlines 🤔
