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Step 1

Cast a revenge spell or “curse” on someone who has devastated your life, killed a loved one or ruined your existence in some other tragic way. You want to bind their power, not necessarily harm them in a way that will bring bad karma onto you. Binding spells are potent forms of a curse. After all, taking away an evil persons power is like life in prison. The worst thing for them would be to lose their influence, so casting a powerful binding spell is the best way to get your revenge.

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Step 2

Take a piece of white 3 by 3 inch paper and write the name of the person you are intending to curse or bind in black ink. Be sure to use their full name including the middle name if possible.

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Step 3

Visualize the person for whom you have ill will. Meditate on this person for a few moments until you feel you have had made a psychic connection. Think about how they have wronged you and how they have used their personal power towards evil deeds. Draw an inverted pentagram over the persons name again, in black ink.

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Step 4

Fold the paper twice and tie with string. This helps bind the person and their influence on your life. Fold the paper again and again and wrap the paper in string until it becomes a small bundle. Tie securely. You can also then place the bundle in a small glass jar to further seal it.

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Step 5

Raise the paper to your forehead and chant three times, “To be protected from you, this magic charm I will do, With this words I bind thee, For you to let me be, To be protected from your harm, I now seal this charm."

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Step 6

Keep the paper in a safe place to maintain the bind spell over the person.

Source:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4506832_put-curse-someone.html

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