My parents still don't know I know about sex, pussy, or anything like that. I just turned 14 and crap, and it gets annoying. I'm like, WTF, do you think I do on the computer? They don't even know I have a Brazzers or watch it.
I already know all of the stuff, eating pussy, all of that. Sorry for the foul language, just trying to be upfront. It's like, do they think I'm retarded or something? Lol, it's so frustrating!
Well since you are fourteen and you have to be eighteen to watch porn I am sure they think this is all unknown to you. I can see how it would be frustrating for them to think you are not knowledgable in this are but you have to think about them, when they were 14 they did not know what sex was.
You should sit down and pretend to ask them questions about sex, I did it with my parents and now my father and I talk about sex like there is no tomorrow.
Lmao, i lol'd at this, you will get the birds and the bee's soon enough my friend.
(08-11-2011, 09:01 PM)Chef Wrote: [ -> ]My parents still don't know I know about sex, pussy, or anything like that. I just turned 14 and crap, and it gets annoying. I'm like, WTF, do you think I do on the computer? They don't even know I have a Brazzers or watch it. I already know all of the stuff, eating pussy, all of that. Sorry for the foul language, just trying to be upfront. It's like, do they think I'm retarded or something? Lol, it's so frustrating!
Just because you watch porn, and see other people munch on muff pie doesn't mean YOU know about it, if a girl walked up to you and said "eat my pussy" you would say, okay, and then have no idea what to do.
I am 15, I am not saying that I would know what to do, but I am not saying that I would sit there in awe.
Your parents are just trying to become comfortable with the idea of talking about 'sex' with you that way they will eventually be able to give you what is known as "The Talk".
I highly doubt, and I mean HIGHLY, doubt that they think you are retarded.
P.S.
I wouldn't tell them you have a Brazzers account
(08-11-2011, 10:11 PM)Wasted Wrote: [ -> ]Well since you are fourteen and you have to be eighteen to watch porn I am sure they think this is all unknown to you. I can see how it would be frustrating for them to think you are not knowledgable in this are but you have to think about them, when they were 14 they did not know what sex was.
You should sit down and pretend to ask them questions about sex, I did it with my parents and now my father and I talk about sex like there is no tomorrow.
Haha.. I lol'd
Lol, well.. is your family very religious?
and you'll get the talk soon.
(08-11-2011, 09:01 PM)Chef Wrote: [ -> ]My parents still don't know I know about sex, pussy, or anything like that. I just turned 14 and crap, and it gets annoying. I'm like, WTF, do you think I do on the computer? They don't even know I have a Brazzers or watch it. I already know all of the stuff, eating pussy, all of that. Sorry for the foul language, just trying to be upfront. It's like, do they think I'm retarded or something? Lol, it's so frustrating!
I understand you, I'm your age and I have had multiple girlfriends but I never told my family so they are always bothering me to get one haha.
Getting busted while watching porn is the best way that screams "I know what sex is, leave me alone"... kinda embarrassing tho, lol.
(08-13-2011, 10:19 AM)Mario1 Wrote: [ -> ]Getting busted while watching porn is the best way that screams "I know what sex is, leave me alone"... kinda embarrassing tho, lol.
That's funny!
On Topic: I posted a while back, would you care to update the post, tell us what has happened?
Sometimes parents can be really stupid
Why would your parents need to know about this any way?
Does sexual activity come up as a normal conversation when you are watching a game with your dad, or helping out your mom with chores or something?
Do your parents need to know that you visit porn sites the majority of the time you are on your PC?
Just since you are surprised your parents not knowing what you are doing on your PC.
Sorry, but this is truly absurd.