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Go into the bathroom of your workplace,masturbate til your about to come, walk up to her friend and bust a nut right in her eye, then be all: "HOW'S THAT FOR GETTING IT UP, BITCH."

Post results.

Alcohol does that to you man. Just get her in the bed while you're sober and drill her brains out.

Personally I would just go for it again, then ram her until she can't walk straight for a week.

The best excuses are...

1. She was to ugly and couldn't get you erected.

2. I was to freakin drunk to even know I was about to get laid.

Simple right?