Some guy just compared me to Hitler.
I did Nazi that one coming
post yours.
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
Get it?! I quacked up when I read that one.
There are 3 tomatoes walking down the street, a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. The baby tomato keeps falling behind and it pisses of the daddy tomato so he goes and squishes the baby tomato and says Ketchup!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
(11-11-2010, 04:31 PM)єץє Wrote: [ -> ]Wanna hear a joke?
That was original!
3 guys walk into a bar, 1 ducks, the other 2 die from head trama. not all stories are happy ones, =(